GIZMOTO. This cane is actually a Million-Volt Stun Baton.
"Looks like you screwed with the wrong old man today, punk. I may look grey and infirm, but I'm packing a million volts of incapacitating, jaw-clenching self-defense. Or offense! This grandpa's crazy!
The Zap Cane also has a flashlight. Beware! In case you're actually in need of a cane for non-shock attack reasons, the Zap Cane is adjustable from 32 to 36 inches, and can support up to 250 pounds. The thought of a 250 pound person waving around a million volt stun gun is terrifying and incredible. Especially if the built-in LED flashlight is also turned on."
I think the flashlight addition to the canes design is brilliant. Only $93 bucks on Amazon!
--They need a sword version too!