Quotes of the Week

“The recidivism rate of a room temperature violent criminal with a sucking chest wound is 0%.” 

--Mike W

“The Bill of Rights doesn’t grant privileges. It guarantees rights. The only granting is that of certain enumerated powers to the government. The government is not a parent. The government is not an ideal. It is a necessary evil. The government is not to be obeyed by the people. The government must obey the people. The people must respect the laws which fall within the enumerated powers of the government.”  

--Joe Huffman

“The deception at the heart of the feminist movement is nowhere more apparent than in the silence with which self-professed feminists and feminist movements ignore the inhumane treatment of women who live under Islamic law.” 

--Caroline Glick 

"The problem with quotes on the internet is it is difficult to verify their authenticity."

-- Abraham Lincoln 

“The path of least resistance is what makes rivers run crooked. ”

--Elbert Hubbard 

"The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want."

-- Ben Stein


deadcenter said...

"a room temperature violent criminal with a sucking chest wound is 0%"

Room temperature indicates dead. But, if the chest wound is still sucking, this indicates alive.

Congratulations, you've just started the Zombie Apocalypse.

Pumice said...

Rarely do I actually lol but the one about Abe Lincoln got me.

Grace and peace.

Mike W. said...

Thanks for the quote!

And yeah, my statement was technically incorrect, as I have been told over at my blog. heh.