Solutions

The Asswipe

I was at work and overheard a debate about Gun Control. It was the classic liberal points. Blaming it on the guns. Do it for the children. Muskets vs AR15s and the Second Amendment.

I walked in and asked her, "Why do you think he did it? Why do any of these people do this?"

She replied, "Because they are crazy."

I asked again, "No, why did they do a mass shooting?"

She thought for a minute and answered, "To be famous. To be on TV."

I said, "I think we need a law that to levy heavy fines on any media outlet that releases the name or photograph of a mass killer. I'm talking millions of dollars. Bankrupt CNN size dollars with the proceeds going to victims and/or victims families. Refer to them as The Coward, or as The Bed-wetter. Remove the payoff and stop the behavior."

She protested, "But what about Free Speech? Freedom of the Press?".

"Suddenly the Bill of Rights IS important?", I asked.

--She vapor locked.