Quotes of the Week

"If you spend your whole time thinking about the universe, you tend to forget the less important bits of it. Like your pants." 

--Terry Pratchet

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

--H. L. Mencken

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

--H. L. Mencken