Quotes of the Week

Every week as I am stumbling around the Internet I see some quotes that I like. I collect them and post them in a weekly roundup.

"A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. "

--Mario Puzo

"Growing up in eastern Kentucky like I did, I'm used to having a few guns around to protect me. "

--Loretta Lynn

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

--Mark Twain

Jayne: "How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?" 
Kaylee: "I think it's the sweetest hat ever." 
Book: "Makes a statement." 
Jayne: "Yeah, yeah!" 
Wash: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." 
Jayne: "Damn straight."

--Firefly