MOVIE: Salt

I received a huge pile of movies this year for Christmas and several of them have gun content. Lots of em!

I just watched: SALT

The Miller Rating = 6 of 10

It had a hard time deciding what the movie was about. It was a bit too clever for its own britches. It tried too hard to be Bond and Bourne. And for Gods sake Angelina, have a steak and cheese! Stat!

Could have earned a point or two more with a good sex scene and/or some gratuitous nudity!

The Internet Movie Firearm Database lists the following guns contained in the movie:

     * 1 Handguns
          o 1.1 SIG-Sauer P229
          o 1.2 Beretta 92F
          o 1.3 Glock 19
          o 1.4 SIG-Sauer P232
          o 1.5 Smith & Wesson M&P Compact
    * 2 Shotguns
          o 2.1 Mossberg 500 Homeland Defender
    * 3 Submachine Guns
          o 3.1 Heckler & Koch MP5A3
          o 3.2 MP-10
          o 3.3 Heckler & Koch MP5K/SP89
    * 4 Rifles
          o 4.1 M4A1 Carbine
          o 4.2 Colt Model 933
          o 4.3 AK-74M
          o 4.4 Norinco Type 56
          o 4.5 SIG SG 552
    * 5 Other
          o 5.1 X26 Taser
          o 5.2 M84 Stun Grenade
          o 5.3 M67 hand grenade
          o 5.4 M7 CS gas grenade

--I must say Angelina Jolie is just too damn skinny.

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